Thursday, April 10, 2008

Spam Twenty: ThunderChart

I CAN PROMISE YOU ONE THING: your “erection will be mush harder.” Mush, mush harder. How do I know this? Well, “Once I increased my main muscle, girls in the streets started giving me the big eye.” Yes, the big eye. Oh man, I love it when the girls give me the big eye. Like one eye is normal, and the other suddenly becomes a squid eye. So sexy.

How did this come about? Well, I started using a product. “More than 700000 thousands of men have used this product and they are happy.” And how could seven hundred thousand-thousands men be wrong? They couldn’t be.

Bank Scam is back on the Chart, most notably with an offer from the South African Football Lottery. You know, that famous lottery? Based on South African Football? Certainly you’ve heard of it before, yes? No? Really?

What a welcome sight to see Bigger/Better Boobs on the Chart for the first time in 2008! It saddens me to think of a year that has been so Boob-free. We can only hope Personal Pussy will rebound in the same way.

There is no Dana, there is only Chart!

SPAM WATCH WEEK TWENTY
1261 emails
BMS = 29% (down 5%)

((1/1)) -- 366 Boner Medication (151 VPXL, 26 Viagra/Cialis)
((2/2)) -- 307 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/3)) -- 170 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/6)) -- 90 We Will Approve Your Loan/Debt Relief
((5/4)) -- 87 Online Casino
((6/10)) -- 54 Stock News
((7/8)) -- 49 Buy Designer Footwear
((8/7)) -- 28 Earn Your Degree
((9/9)) -- 26 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((10/5)) -- 24 OEM Software
((11/13)) -- 18 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((12/12)) -- 12 Validate Your Identity (6 Wachovia, 3 Bancorp South)
((13/15)) -- 8 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((14/--)) -- 7 Happy April Fools!
((15/17)) -- 5 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((16/--)) -- 3 Bigger/Better Boobs
((17/--)) -- 2 Bank Scam
((17/19)) -- 2 Foreign Gibberish
((19/--)) -- 1 Fashion at Discount Rates
((19/18)) -- 1 Stop Smoking
((19/19)) -- 1 Job Offer/Employee Search

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week

1 comment:

Trish Berrong said...

Wait...so I'm missing a chance to double my money in the Football Lottery? I gave them my USAA Mastercard number.