What Ya Gonna Do With All That Junk?

YEAH, WELL...THIS ISN'T COMFORTING.



So if you were trying to help me sleep better at night NASA, you failed.

Sleep Problems?

ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING? Do you maybe have sleep apnea?

Or do you just think it's sleep apnea, when it's really an alien attached to your face? The simplest solution is to just look in the mirror, either in the evening or in the morning. If you have this creature on your face:

...then it isn't sleep apnea. It's an alien.

Don't worry though. After a few days, it will just fall off and everything will be back to normal. Feel free to have a big breakfast with your friends. I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?

Shhh...

TINY HITLER IS SLEEPING! Or maybe someone drugged his comically gigantic pretzel? Either way he's adorable.