Cause & Effect

THE PROBLEM IS AS FOLLOWS. First the pandas did this:



And I don't know what that is exactly, but it is certainly unnatural. Also, They did it in front of the children (who are our future, if you'll recall). Which is totally unacceptable, even if they're doing it in the snow, in a zoo. Whatever that is, it's definitely NOT a learning experience. It might be adorable. But I'm pretty sure it's still wrong.

Why do I think that?

Oh, I'll tell you why. Because after the pandas did that, this happened:



See? Let that be a lesson to all you zoo animals. Keep it clean and wholesome. Cut out the freaky stuff. Especially in China. Where you will be jailed for your aberrant shit faster than you can say "there's melamine in my cat food!"

According to the lastest news, the pandas are scheduled to be executed within the week.

Panda Attack!

I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS. But I felt it needed to be shared.



Consider it a warning. Stay away from pandas.

Mommy, What Are the Animals Doing?

WATCH AND BE DISTURBED. You might think it's a short film about how animals love orgies and orange drink. But it's actually a French ad for Orangina. Whatever the case, you should watch it and then try to describe it to someone else. It's harder than you think.



Thank you, Videogum, for giving me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Not Steve Potato After All

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME to this website and to the Drake/Molyneux household....Mr. Andy Chang!!

We've had him about a month now, and he couldn't be more in love with our other cat Myrna. She, on the other hand, really doesn't want much to do with him. I guess it's to be expected. She's older; 15 to be exact. So the 14-year age difference, when translated from cat years into human years, makes the two of them something like Betty White and Frankie Muniz; an unlikely comedy duo, and even less likely as a couple.

Many people have asked where we came up with the name. Well, it's simple. Like most people, when we decided to get a cat, we first came up with the potential names, narrowing it down to two: Steve Potato (or the variant Potato Steve) and Mr. Chang. Once at the pet adoption fair, Wendy was immediately drawn to Andy, the first cat we saw (and, as it turns out, the best). And who could blame her. He was adorable and looked so sad, shivering there in his cage. Because he was black and white, like a panda, Wendy really thought he should be named Andy. (A better choice than Police Cruiser or Newspaper, for sure.) I held fast on the pre-naming idea. And since Andy Steve Potato just sounded ridiculous, we settled on Mr. Andy Chang. As a bonus, Andy has half a Hitler mustache, making him a half-Kitler. For full-out Kitlers, please visit CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com.

It's a good place to waste an hour or two.