Mission Accomplished?

IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE WEEK, and the supporters and naysayers both agree: the verdict is already in on the Obama presidency! While the Conservative pundits are dusting off their time-tested "we're all going to die" nonsense, Gallup has discovered that the American people think the new guy is already doing a swell job.



So what does it mean?

That's right. Nothing at all. Nice work, news media, you've done it again! Everybody gets a Pulitzer!

Hooray!