TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! And to properly celebrate it, I would like to be serenaded. Preferably by a man in a tux. And that man better have a backup dancer (but only one!), and she'd better be wearing a satin jumpsuit with white go-go boots and matching white gloves. I know that's asking a lot, but it's my birthday, and that's my birthday wish!
Wow. That was perfect. Thank you, Harvey Sid Fisher. Thank you for knowing how to ring in another awesome year.