tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32712404712321916672024-03-05T14:55:46.221-08:00Drake's CakesUseless bits of information disguised as nutrition.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.comBlogger419125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-61586033908143354272011-06-23T12:10:00.000-07:002011-06-23T12:18:20.837-07:00Now HiringWays in which our team is "winning" include, but are not limited to, at-home perms and questionable blazer-blouse choices.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt_yOeaMt8t2B4EEvQdpL0mCFyzJOLe_gCibwBIwEcX0DVsnlv8C5-4EnlRpPi6xw6bJ-v43C8kejiMALyxOcboQb-NkLx8AYvOaMCsU5xZAYgI7CqGzO8oQpOMTVkbna6n15JpDnsbQ-N/s1600/now+hiring.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt_yOeaMt8t2B4EEvQdpL0mCFyzJOLe_gCibwBIwEcX0DVsnlv8C5-4EnlRpPi6xw6bJ-v43C8kejiMALyxOcboQb-NkLx8AYvOaMCsU5xZAYgI7CqGzO8oQpOMTVkbna6n15JpDnsbQ-N/s400/now+hiring.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621494978929180754" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-33009684510801323762011-06-22T11:38:00.001-07:002011-06-22T11:40:19.503-07:00One Deadly Pickle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY3NGa6ceoLOofBDwjmBaWrs4F_s1rK1KpPaJIwiZx-jLIz5qbIHZ5RZd8Y_i4F2Xff_e2j2CVHZLjRsdYm__NiCGeztnezpQOfuL-MJhVukMqBI4cBZOZEDpf9gVtyAB_bcPzQFXZPqva/s1600/killerpickle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY3NGa6ceoLOofBDwjmBaWrs4F_s1rK1KpPaJIwiZx-jLIz5qbIHZ5RZd8Y_i4F2Xff_e2j2CVHZLjRsdYm__NiCGeztnezpQOfuL-MJhVukMqBI4cBZOZEDpf9gVtyAB_bcPzQFXZPqva/s400/killerpickle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621115518113342002" /></a><br /><br />I guess it depends on where you stick it.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-16843347528729942872011-06-07T21:43:00.001-07:002011-06-07T21:49:29.492-07:00How Much Should I Charge For My Flap?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUdXwm17rnpBEm5J_6fzh55h5IypegqjW71PR007yrE26Ih_cywAD2B_3Auv1fQc8fajeqoLVwvcMglyL2VXUnPRwBkj_Nb_0cFM7mxWOA4rUAgLHRDZ4AXxRoK7RVUrdFkwChoSkQLC6u/s1600/beef+flap.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUdXwm17rnpBEm5J_6fzh55h5IypegqjW71PR007yrE26Ih_cywAD2B_3Auv1fQc8fajeqoLVwvcMglyL2VXUnPRwBkj_Nb_0cFM7mxWOA4rUAgLHRDZ4AXxRoK7RVUrdFkwChoSkQLC6u/s400/beef+flap.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5615705445764533714" /></a><br /><br />You can try to charge more, but you'd better have a really spectacular flap.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-63797929710468599002011-05-17T08:32:00.000-07:002011-05-17T08:36:11.635-07:00The Sluttiest Parking Lot<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv40h8Yvg743xXg39m0lO4uzNmRSAcFC5K2h77JOReDnzLwCaXKib_1TzooFyOEoilNipg_jPSsXoIcMV2ZPnEfuxRqnlu-HKbwYhD77bGcN5a8MWBCLmFGa-h2Ki0-EP7kEQ4CLKD2vNf/s1600/photo.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv40h8Yvg743xXg39m0lO4uzNmRSAcFC5K2h77JOReDnzLwCaXKib_1TzooFyOEoilNipg_jPSsXoIcMV2ZPnEfuxRqnlu-HKbwYhD77bGcN5a8MWBCLmFGa-h2Ki0-EP7kEQ4CLKD2vNf/s400/photo.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607708863608967346" /></a><br /><br />Great, now my car has chlamydia.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-58565449566001511882011-05-09T08:56:00.000-07:002011-05-09T09:04:02.605-07:00When a Kangaroo Loves a Woman<b>SOMETIMES THEY DO IT KANGAROO-STYLE.</b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrtexHzRgznL1Sigz7DU2Kuw6N4hZSa77JKVNWhU82IShdTSj7lGAy6DteRLyRmhgguSK5Db6H1RUJZKansBVVnmlojmQT-O1dOHPUga6tkBt6vcVQan4tx4s-3ahriDjeabrDf-6TlS9e/s1600/kangaroostyle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrtexHzRgznL1Sigz7DU2Kuw6N4hZSa77JKVNWhU82IShdTSj7lGAy6DteRLyRmhgguSK5Db6H1RUJZKansBVVnmlojmQT-O1dOHPUga6tkBt6vcVQan4tx4s-3ahriDjeabrDf-6TlS9e/s400/kangaroostyle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604746238590585938" /></a><br /><br />That's the subtext of this ad, right? Because the nice lady with the pretty hair is definitely getting serviced from behind by the plushie kangaroo.<br /><br />I'm not criticizing this advertising strategy. I just think it limits the demographic appeal of the product.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-35106055226131326832011-04-28T07:25:00.000-07:002011-04-28T07:32:06.034-07:00To Be Perfectly Honest<b>I WASN'T ALWAYS A PHARMACIST.</b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZYJvlvueZxdmd08h0FQTg5CbIBrPNZMye6hH3QGDSx_Wtxxq8plnYFWg9nv7QwmWvNCzIlMwh-wuW_F1ihBvqNvVSTMGJneivCyuhbMp-gxgaPd9sp41W5B2IgWiTKwBB81oHFkCbBTnB/s1600/johnny+dong.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZYJvlvueZxdmd08h0FQTg5CbIBrPNZMye6hH3QGDSx_Wtxxq8plnYFWg9nv7QwmWvNCzIlMwh-wuW_F1ihBvqNvVSTMGJneivCyuhbMp-gxgaPd9sp41W5B2IgWiTKwBB81oHFkCbBTnB/s400/johnny+dong.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600641492064788642" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-9983441676557259332011-04-26T08:34:00.001-07:002011-06-11T15:22:26.133-07:00Get Your Shit Together, Sheep!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEbIVm9vL3WJk73ML1OukinaLvfVjdshzI5v9hHWGRQpneU8mkgJp6Tqg81YerWCMhI_BZ35SnC-OZ_yCNbs1eYL3QXEuK4_U60JkTwHfWtTWx1YIR6Na-7N5NUS_At5MHynskffE6mCxn/s1600/shittogethersheep3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEbIVm9vL3WJk73ML1OukinaLvfVjdshzI5v9hHWGRQpneU8mkgJp6Tqg81YerWCMhI_BZ35SnC-OZ_yCNbs1eYL3QXEuK4_U60JkTwHfWtTWx1YIR6Na-7N5NUS_At5MHynskffE6mCxn/s400/shittogethersheep3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5599916386912138546" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-74643635810629213042011-03-23T15:38:00.000-07:002011-03-23T15:46:31.531-07:00There Are Good Memories And Bad Memories<b>AND THEN THERE'S THIS.</b> <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeLtmnr30VjMEte_8JZCgfIj1ReaiiYM4SiT1aAxd8ZKLWelU0tCcS0aiydkvMNuL3UiAuuq_nrNi7qSUrgSBV9gf5UBOnKSgGO_V1iUjrFytNE6kxcyY0bu5-9V4YkRq4BoAdp3a0j7v2/s1600/x2_45b80a2.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeLtmnr30VjMEte_8JZCgfIj1ReaiiYM4SiT1aAxd8ZKLWelU0tCcS0aiydkvMNuL3UiAuuq_nrNi7qSUrgSBV9gf5UBOnKSgGO_V1iUjrFytNE6kxcyY0bu5-9V4YkRq4BoAdp3a0j7v2/s400/x2_45b80a2.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587408695400343042" /></a><br /><br />I like to think that the copywriter who came up with that gem wrote it down, pushed back from his desk and then said, quietly to himself, "Nailed it!"Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-9779303917952513092011-03-16T10:40:00.000-07:002011-03-16T10:50:28.623-07:00This Is NOT Charlie Sheen's Breakfast<b>FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.</b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhus9FqqNTQH7tRDI3RxwRSW5U4roVGAsrXWh4t7pB2lhGij7KzTRJTh5y5O7hKXrxwNmgEjG7T6Zaka52RVV70-hOTjXjPJzoq3E8jgnh9h3L-KlRXi6LF447l59zrkfu6iirY0xvAlwVF/s1600/photo.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhus9FqqNTQH7tRDI3RxwRSW5U4roVGAsrXWh4t7pB2lhGij7KzTRJTh5y5O7hKXrxwNmgEjG7T6Zaka52RVV70-hOTjXjPJzoq3E8jgnh9h3L-KlRXi6LF447l59zrkfu6iirY0xvAlwVF/s400/photo.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584736520260890850" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-26882981896347492672011-03-12T09:37:00.000-08:002011-03-12T09:41:44.149-08:00For An Original Glow<b>ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!</b> When you need a glow, a glow you can <i>TRUST</i>. Go to the original.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlRpRzbebddgTdiUeV35-uQ6ttXXEX3P-wv2JRfWLSshNQOC5pBc6cDzDUB6vE_KDjeoCmNG54eU_NhNyFFWtWPprd36LbPMUiPE5wYGr3uU_N0ZWdMyEuKfYeyatD8HF9FohjYlUboILX/s1600/glow+machine.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlRpRzbebddgTdiUeV35-uQ6ttXXEX3P-wv2JRfWLSshNQOC5pBc6cDzDUB6vE_KDjeoCmNG54eU_NhNyFFWtWPprd36LbPMUiPE5wYGr3uU_N0ZWdMyEuKfYeyatD8HF9FohjYlUboILX/s400/glow+machine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5583249569802285490" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-80245735560974417002011-03-11T17:15:00.000-08:002011-03-11T17:21:09.734-08:00Just Got Back From Costco<b>I THOUGHT I'D STOCK UP</b> on newborn babies. I got all different flavors.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdMignXlBrwpPZxZOugiq9pPSO9CkSY2bQmDzTt6oe4G6AwKhsbpdls_Rlrb0_lP3KakbZ-TcpbDuQm3XoHkZXIjSwTD5-GQJg0I45Msh7W-NpUAB4wsn1dqvF8YC-VlFWhZnsTOB8U1kn/s1600/photo.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdMignXlBrwpPZxZOugiq9pPSO9CkSY2bQmDzTt6oe4G6AwKhsbpdls_Rlrb0_lP3KakbZ-TcpbDuQm3XoHkZXIjSwTD5-GQJg0I45Msh7W-NpUAB4wsn1dqvF8YC-VlFWhZnsTOB8U1kn/s400/photo.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5582996864065835154" /></a><br /><br />Let me know if you need one, I've got plenty.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-81554888018357180912011-03-03T13:24:00.000-08:002011-03-03T13:30:55.246-08:00Better Than The Beatles<b>IF WE ARE TO JUDGE THIS PERFORMANCE</b> solely on the basis of the height of the waistband.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R6NWLgqK4-Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />As <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/WendyMolyneux">my wife</a> said, the pants "really accent his dingle-dangle."Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-71925310828171054322010-11-15T13:43:00.001-08:002010-11-15T13:46:53.554-08:00Clearing Things Up<b>I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED,</b> so I hope it's okay to ask a simple question.<br /><br />Is this how sex works?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_jhCHn_qOBwE_g84eQS7WMoKEnlFpFDX-zzcm2_MtpIg75R_VeQRFFpPOHMGFDPo_JBQzjFtVzhE-KBzXOF5OB5vIM5YDYp4UaDLOC2BkUFF4E4rdm7X23IU4f5K61vZye78wCCGX1TOf/s1600/12878303-db1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_jhCHn_qOBwE_g84eQS7WMoKEnlFpFDX-zzcm2_MtpIg75R_VeQRFFpPOHMGFDPo_JBQzjFtVzhE-KBzXOF5OB5vIM5YDYp4UaDLOC2BkUFF4E4rdm7X23IU4f5K61vZye78wCCGX1TOf/s400/12878303-db1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5539895564590114162" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-70276586344501288962010-11-13T12:04:00.000-08:002010-11-13T12:07:48.640-08:00Just a Suggestion<b>THEY GO ESPECIALLY WELL</b> with the bone-in ribeye and Chianti Classico you have ordered.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFCF43WTjMBck9P4ZxpoqsBV6yZoUWxjiXEY2caqufxexGg1DLbPCqSLStciJOQszXJHr7jNsVVIugLTIwaHSpm1HQZS6HzZeE5JX3rXV3Bzw3YtlpeRAq_QMsnXo_jX0n3BRLdt3CuTAD/s1600/you+may+also+like+felt+pads.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFCF43WTjMBck9P4ZxpoqsBV6yZoUWxjiXEY2caqufxexGg1DLbPCqSLStciJOQszXJHr7jNsVVIugLTIwaHSpm1HQZS6HzZeE5JX3rXV3Bzw3YtlpeRAq_QMsnXo_jX0n3BRLdt3CuTAD/s400/you+may+also+like+felt+pads.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5539128171099283778" border="0" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-33019617694263697022010-10-19T10:59:00.000-07:002010-10-19T11:06:55.006-07:00Career Cut Short By Giggling<b>I AM <i>ALWAYS</i> FORGETTING WHAT MINE ARE FOR.</b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAGP0cGOYYAp0SUwWFCThmEeGjiKyTXdbpstXtxvtOxSfmS5Hh7Yvb7aVxeX3ADe7LHIP6cyE8xpfNRpVuNPUF9Tmxoe7dcDzm8otfYdr5e7BQHHNVs5tq0j2OAEpjxJt8UcmjwMWgD8Tc/s1600/tumblr_lailvz5MQB1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 396px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAGP0cGOYYAp0SUwWFCThmEeGjiKyTXdbpstXtxvtOxSfmS5Hh7Yvb7aVxeX3ADe7LHIP6cyE8xpfNRpVuNPUF9Tmxoe7dcDzm8otfYdr5e7BQHHNVs5tq0j2OAEpjxJt8UcmjwMWgD8Tc/s400/tumblr_lailvz5MQB1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529818785211906322" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Some music historians would later argue that it was the unfortunate title of this album that kept the name <b>Svetlana Gruebbersolvik</b> from becoming a household name.<br /><br />{via <a href="http://thedailywh.at/">The Daily What</a>}Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-64950165375437710532010-10-17T18:30:00.000-07:002010-10-17T18:36:42.605-07:00Come For the Haircut, Stay for the VCRs<b>WHAT'S BETTER THAN WATCHING SOMETHING ON YOUR VCR?</b> Watching some VCRs!<br /><br />SPOILER ALERT: Panasonic is best!<br /><br /><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-z4iw8Ppo1o?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-z4iw8Ppo1o?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="640"></embed></object>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-69741304217759021562010-10-07T15:50:00.000-07:002010-10-07T16:08:07.437-07:00Grammar Are Important<b>THE <i>NEW YORK POST</i> IS ALWAYS RIGHT.</b><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhAKckLG61RnozBD6cokzFyzrYDFV1XBHnfFDiLTbjMuUrTHetKSv5ynWTnoOieg6jPnHKX1JG-Y5jLgnGDuIB6nBSoDEGm9P3p39vp93-gCtFNL9WZsa3NYfs7ht3jG1F8BHi1V7PKLZH/s1600/man+life.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 197px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhAKckLG61RnozBD6cokzFyzrYDFV1XBHnfFDiLTbjMuUrTHetKSv5ynWTnoOieg6jPnHKX1JG-Y5jLgnGDuIB6nBSoDEGm9P3p39vp93-gCtFNL9WZsa3NYfs7ht3jG1F8BHi1V7PKLZH/s400/man+life.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5525444312940078562" /></a><br /><br />Will <i>your</i> cell phone save <i>your</i> man life?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-70364435143950298692010-09-03T11:26:00.000-07:002010-09-03T11:28:04.148-07:00The Best Action Sequence Ever<b>ATTENTION: HOLLYWOOD!</b> You just got served!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhDcd8DZK_o?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhDcd8DZK_o?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-53737705947437799792010-07-30T10:15:00.000-07:002010-07-30T10:21:05.838-07:00Chair Shock!<b>THE REAL MYSTERY IS</b> what is he looking at?<br /><br /><object width="580" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMDZhc0gGyQ&hl=en_US&fs=1?border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMDZhc0gGyQ&hl=en_US&fs=1?border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"></embed></object>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-46737327266438662692010-07-24T11:27:00.001-07:002010-07-24T11:29:20.500-07:00Conan the Thespian<b>FINALLY, THE CONAN MOVIE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.</b><br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OBGOQ7SsJrw&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OBGOQ7SsJrw&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-35131266812768051072010-07-20T09:46:00.000-07:002010-07-20T10:09:08.720-07:00Never Trust a Dolphin<b>THIS HEADLINE CONFUSED ME.</b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE3MByZHB_Cl9G3dFVOlqTdTOKdDgc8HlNHSgZiRRZK2wznF_cc3vg77uEuHMzyGSEhe-QyCzwv8jNh_pL2K1duE6rn-vSmfzNUqjvVAZeaLhosPQQcTOz-b9lI3pjSnAYgUwwrhYMfbv2/s1600/dolphin+assault.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 66px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE3MByZHB_Cl9G3dFVOlqTdTOKdDgc8HlNHSgZiRRZK2wznF_cc3vg77uEuHMzyGSEhe-QyCzwv8jNh_pL2K1duE6rn-vSmfzNUqjvVAZeaLhosPQQcTOz-b9lI3pjSnAYgUwwrhYMfbv2/s400/dolphin+assault.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496031075910975762" /></a><br />I mean, I had always thought dolphins were such peaceful animals. But after hearing the taped <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/fbn_dolphins_merling">phone conversations</a> on Gawker, well, let's just say I was shocked.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-44594863704320075222010-07-15T09:58:00.000-07:002010-07-15T10:06:50.940-07:00The Mel Gibson Paradox<b>SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME</b> that it's just a <i>coincidence</i> that <b>Mel Gibson</b> is on the cover with an article called "The Mel Gibson Nobody Knows" and in that <span style="font-style: italic;">same issue</span> there's an article called "Civility Pays?"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaNtd4ThlVvjad-K-ciYRcTiKufLAHNRVIsMoJ5BKePxVdUSSR7je0lJ4-PA5Nnl1lrYdsnWDyahtNdk_Dny4TkJMPQAmDc6msFoMOWS4SBpYgbGO1RjLx0oFO88XB5x1eNg_ZngYV9G8h/s1600/274-1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaNtd4ThlVvjad-K-ciYRcTiKufLAHNRVIsMoJ5BKePxVdUSSR7je0lJ4-PA5Nnl1lrYdsnWDyahtNdk_Dny4TkJMPQAmDc6msFoMOWS4SBpYgbGO1RjLx0oFO88XB5x1eNg_ZngYV9G8h/s400/274-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494179955798374642" border="0" /></a><br />No. This is not a coincidence. Obviously, someone has a time machine.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-4304606817573952922010-07-08T22:35:00.000-07:002010-07-08T22:53:49.429-07:00Some People Love Weather More Than Others<b>YOU MAY WANT TO STAY INSIDE</b> this weekend. The weather looks particularly big and angry.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggSzm-xK6loANXSUHL8uLBrN5f1xqr1mitapzqfh-qepgkZYz6JIUZI_rmZalkk4TdJEdXIX8zLIZ7Qq-cXq1cT-qL6R_Ifg9LsEx7By3WS2jq7c9sy_A26IWmDRaXZbB3HHpkzPucbEkN/s1600/Provocative-Weatherman.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggSzm-xK6loANXSUHL8uLBrN5f1xqr1mitapzqfh-qepgkZYz6JIUZI_rmZalkk4TdJEdXIX8zLIZ7Qq-cXq1cT-qL6R_Ifg9LsEx7By3WS2jq7c9sy_A26IWmDRaXZbB3HHpkzPucbEkN/s400/Provocative-Weatherman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491776233827279874" border="0" /></a><br />"What's my FutureCast, Chet & Susie? Well, in the future, I predict I'm going to have a glowing human-sized boner. Also, governments will fall, animals will do my bidding, I will reign as supreme overlord and you will all be my minions. But, to be honest, what I'm most excited about is the boner."Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-34362562929713043532010-07-02T12:30:00.000-07:002010-07-02T12:33:32.014-07:00Happy July 4th, Everybody!<b>A LITTLE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER THIS WEEKEND.</b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhib_dX0OMHFNF2B-9FKE7iihg0tNTZEKj0A48OaNf9OKAqaMJJNZMA5T-QGqgYJc4j20shoO46Mav52kjoPynueJa6t_nCdwHGX94IVOnUMCpok0JbLNPbHYKKrtrNE-CP0YWuCwp5vqHm/s1600/hjuyY.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhib_dX0OMHFNF2B-9FKE7iihg0tNTZEKj0A48OaNf9OKAqaMJJNZMA5T-QGqgYJc4j20shoO46Mav52kjoPynueJa6t_nCdwHGX94IVOnUMCpok0JbLNPbHYKKrtrNE-CP0YWuCwp5vqHm/s400/hjuyY.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489393970483081186" /></a>Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271240471232191667.post-50798400525016388922010-06-25T11:10:00.000-07:002010-06-25T11:21:02.754-07:00The Unicorn Solution<b>AFTER A LOT OF SEARCHING</b> I finally found the perfect illustration for the troubles facing President Obama currently. Yes, the problems are complex and yes he is facing an uphill battle. But I believed that a well-trained graphic designer or artist could probably pull it all together in a simple, clear picture.<br /><br />I was right.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVDI9-sslL7gl3veUdmAb00sHem-3OU2YSuO1D8uDjhjsjc0lNTRm6RvMz7uiBb0jvn4tjcud-a8nKALxfl5ao48K9QcioPbBoQkvIwtn3_-mk6JGMIBK4BQFp99hLXVllqv7aY7zfavwM/s1600/obama_unicorn_wall_street.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 321px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVDI9-sslL7gl3veUdmAb00sHem-3OU2YSuO1D8uDjhjsjc0lNTRm6RvMz7uiBb0jvn4tjcud-a8nKALxfl5ao48K9QcioPbBoQkvIwtn3_-mk6JGMIBK4BQFp99hLXVllqv7aY7zfavwM/s400/obama_unicorn_wall_street.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486775850221861218" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Wow. That totally says it all, doesn't it?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10408708919775522511noreply@blogger.com0