Clearing Things Up

I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, so I hope it's okay to ask a simple question.

Is this how sex works?

Tournament Agenda

AFTER WATCHING FOUR DAYS OF NCAA BASKETBALL, I'm wondering if the announcers maybe have some ulterior agenda. The color commentary this year seems a little more off-color than usual. Here are just four examples:

• I know how much you love a big man with good hands.
• He will get up in you.
• He does fill it up though.
• Banged by Fields from the rear.

Something You Didn't Know About Golf

APPARENTLY, EVERY NOW AND THEN, two of the top players totally get it on while on the course.



It's not gay. It's just what happens when you spend all day talking about balls and clubs and holes. It's totally natural. Please don't judge them.

How Well Do You Know Your Lady?

DO YOU HAVE A "GOOD TIME" WITH HER? If so, you may be in for a big surprise -- in the pants! A pants surprise. And not the good kind.

Words to Live By