It's kind of like the new competitive eating series the Food Network is developing, called Eat The Clock. (That is a real show, by the way.) The idea we came up with is like that show crossed with another popular game show.Here's how the conversation went down. I told my nephew I was now the boss of him, a charge which he denied. And he typed in "holy crap mean." Which I think was supposed to be "holy crap, man," but I read it as "holy crab meat." My nephew said he would totally eat that sandwich.
Me: Are you trying to be on that hot new game show? EAT THAT SANDWICH!
My nephew: I would be like Let's Make a Deal where nobody actually wins the grand prize.
Me: Nope....they just eat a sandwich. As America watches.
My nephew: Hmmmmmmm. Could it be like Eat That Sandwich Better Than a 5th Grader?
Me: Ha. That's even better.
My nephew: I'd go to try-outs.
So there it is. Get ready for the debut of Can You Eat a Sandwich Better Than a 5th Grader? Trust me. Whether my nephew and I make the show or not, it's going to happen.
