How To Kill Someone

IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS. All you need is a jeep, an abandoned road, a blow-up doll,a red pickup truck, a machine gun, a skateboard and a bazooka. Oh wait, you also need "some heavy doobies."

Mommy, What Are the Animals Doing?

WATCH AND BE DISTURBED. You might think it's a short film about how animals love orgies and orange drink. But it's actually a French ad for Orangina. Whatever the case, you should watch it and then try to describe it to someone else. It's harder than you think.



Thank you, Videogum, for giving me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Jogging Nuggethouse

SINCE YOU ASKED FOR IT, here's a picture of Amy Winehouse jogging with McNuggets sauce, courtesy of The Superficial. Wait, are you serious? You didn't ask for photos of Amy Winehouse jogging through a parking lot with hands full of McNugget sauce? Wow, weird. I could have sworn somebody did. Oh well. It's good to post the pic anyway, just because she looks totally normal and not fucked up at all.