And.....Scene!

WELCOME BACK, MY FRIENDS, TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS! Only this time the show does end. And when I say "the show" I mean The Megan Mullally Show. As of today, we have stopped production. Ah well, we gave it a shot, right? It was a good ride, but now we move on to other things. Maybe in the future I'll post some of the taped comedy pieces I directed on this site.

If I can figure out how to do such a thing, that is.

O.J. McSweeney

SOMETIMES THE WRITERS OF THE MEGAN MULLALLY SHOW write jokes that couldn't possibly be appropriate for daytime. When that happens, we just send them to McSweeney's. (Okay, so it's just happened once so far, but it seems like a good rule to follow from here on out.) The following two lists were written collectively by me, Wendy Molyneux, John Robertson and Ann Slichter, and published on the McSweeney's site. Enjoy.

ALTERNATE TITLES FOR O.J. SIMPSON'S NEW BOOK
Stab This Book
Stab Your Wife With This Book
Beat Your Wife to Death With This Book
Tuesdays With Stabby
Are You There, God? It's Me, a Multiple Murderer
To Kill a Mockingbird, Wherein the Mockingbird Is Your Ex-Wife and Her Friend, the Waiter
What to Expect When You're Expecting to Stab Someone

CLASSIC TITLES WE TRIED TO TURN INTO FAKE TITLES FOR O.J.'S NEW BOOK THAT TURNED OUT TO SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE REAL TITLES FOR O.J.'S NEW BOOK
The Sound and the Fury
As I Lay Dying
A Farewell to Arms
Men Are From Mars, Bitches Had It Coming

Death of a Hard Drive

THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE other posts would be, were it not for the death of yet another hard drive (mere days after the Jan. 17 posting) and my predictable laziness. During this time, Wendy and I quit our jobs at NBC after being offered writing positions on the daytime talk show The Megan Mullally Show. Which is where we still work as of this writing.