Showing posts with label common mistake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label common mistake. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

File Under: The Truth!

I MUST DEBUNK THIS URBAN LEGEND!

If you stare in a mirror in a darkened room and say "Trapper Keeper" thirteen times in quick succession, you will NOT actually make a Trapper Keeper appear.

Sorry.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Cow Trouble

THE CAPTION BESIDE THE PHOTO describes the antics of 32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middletown, Ohio. She was arrested after impeding traffic, urinating on a porch and scaring children...

All while dressed as a cow.



I should add that these charges are all alleged. You know, she hasn't been convicted or anything. She is definitely dressed like a cow, though. That much is for sure.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I'm So Embarrassed!

SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE of my abs on those Internets! And now they're in an ad on Facebook!



Oh wait! My mistake! Those aren't my abs. That's my bread. Someone posted a picture of my loaf of bread. Sorry. My mistake.