Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Spam Twenty-Three: Skidoo!

WOW, WHAT HAPPENED? A drop of over 200 emails! The BMS plummeting 10%! I knew that bullshit tax rebate wasn’t going to help the economy!!

Okay, calm down, everyone. I’m sure everything is fine. Fluctuations in the spam-o-sphere are probably totally normal. But I do get worried about the world’s boners. VPXL this week was less than one-third what it was last week. The newest Boner Med on the block, LNH Solutions, is barely making an impression at all. And MaxGain didn’t even bother to make a single impression this week. What a disappointment!

Side note: According to my colleagues at the Megadik blog, Megadik, VPXL and LNH are just different iterations of the same boner med, which wouldn’t be much of a surprise. If this is indeed true, then I fully expect VPXL to pass the torch to LNH in the coming months. Heh-heh, I said coming. Hooray for boner jokes! Yahtzee!

All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my Chart!

SPAM WATCH WEEK TWENTY-THREE
1158 emails
BMS = 28% (down 10%)

((1/1)) -- 330 Boner Medication (54 VPXL, 44 Viagra/Cialis, 6 LNH Solutions/LNH Maxdik, 5 WonderCum, 0 MaxGain)
((2/2)) -- 258 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/3)) -- 218 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/6)) -- 127 Online Casino
((5/5)) -- 55 Buy Designer Footwear
((6/4)) -- 40 OEM Software
((7/9)) -- 33 We Will Approve Your Loan/Debt Relief
((8/17)) -- 15 Validate Your Identity (8 Comerica, 3 PayPal, 2 Wachovia, eBay, BofA)
((9/14)) -- 12 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((9/12)) -- 12 Improve Your Health
((11/8)) -- 11 Earn Your Degree
((12/10)) -- 10 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((13/17)) -- 8 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((14/11)) -- 6 Stop Smoking
((14/13)) -- 6 Pheromones
((14/16)) -- 6 Foreign Gibberish
((17/18)) -- 4 Job Offer/Employee Search
((18/18)) -- 2 Bank Scam (UK National Lottery)
((19/14)) -- 1 Human Growth Hormone
((19/--)) -- 1 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((19/--)) -- 1 Trackstick GPS
((19/--)) -- 1 Bigger/Better Boobs
((19/--)) -- 1 Webmaster, Sell Your Traffic

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week

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