Spam Nineteen: The Average Age of a Spam in Vietnam

THE CHART WANTS YOU TO REMEMBER that you need to “show her who wears the pants” with your “guaranteed gigantic boner.” It’s not just a gigantic boner. It’s guaranteed.

Stock News catapulted itself back onto the Chart, re-emerging at #10 after only a single spam in the last two months. Porn, in general, showed very strong this week with two new debuts, Download & Watch Celebrity Porn and Russian Women Want to Meet You, in the #11 and #14 spots, respectively.

One has to wonder what the steady decline of Foreign Gibberish means. In the early weeks of the Chart, it was a regular feature of the Top Five. In fact, in Week Six, it rose high enough to hold the #2 spot. Since that time, Gibberish has declined. I can only assume it is a sign of American ascension in the global economy.

It’s a happy union! Approve Your Loan and Good Bye to Debt officially tied the knot this week, becoming We Will Approve Your Loan/Debt Relief. They are registered at Macy’s and Crate & Barrel.

Also worth noting this week, the single occurrence of MegaDick. Too small to call it a comeback, but still notable since I declared it dead five weeks ago. We'll see if MegaDick continues to fight irreversible shrinkage.

The Chart abides!

SPAM WATCH WEEK NINETEEN
1375 emails
BMS = 34% (unchanged)

((1/1)) -- 467 Boner Medication (149 VPXL, 40 Viagra/Cialis, 1 MegaDick)
((2/2)) -- 320 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/3)) -- 227 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/4)) -- 74 Online Casino
((5/6)) -- 59 OEM Software
((6/5)) -- 43 We Will Approve Your Loan/Debt Relief
((7/9)) -- 36 Earn Your Degree
((8/7)) -- 32 Buy Designer Footwear
((9/13)) -- 22 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((10/--)) -- 19 Stock News
((11/--)) -- 14 Download & Watch Celebrity Porn
((12/16)) -- 13 Validate Your Identity (4 Wachovia, 3 HSBC)
((13/8)) -- 12 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((14/--)) -- 11 Russian Women Want to Meet You
((15/17)) -- 9 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((16/15)) -- 5 Improve Your Health
((17/12)) -- 4 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((18/11)) -- 3 Stop Smoking
((19/20)) -- 2 Job Offer/Employee Search
((19/19)) -- 2 Foreign Gibberish
((21/18)) -- 1 Legal Pot/Big Buddha Bud!

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week