Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Spam Twenty-Four: Starring Kiefer Sutherland

WE’VE SPRUNG A SPAM LEAK! After a 16% drop in spam traffic last week, overall spam intake dropped another 18% this week. The total spam traffic hasn’t been below 1,000 since early March, and this is the lowest total since February 6! It’s shocking.

Despite that, Boner Meds made a comeback (becoming more turgid by 3%), buoyed by the return of MegaDick. Other than one instance of MegaDick in Week Nineteen, MegaDick has not made this much of an impression on the chart since Week Twelve. The timing is perfect since both LNH Maxdik and WonderCum refuse to make more than a flaccid and shriveled showing.

I feel like I'm taking a risk with all these boner jokes! But then I remember something I read in a spam recently, “Take risks, or you will loose! It is like sport.” Boy, is it ever!

I love the smell of Chart in the morning!

SPAM WATCH WEEK TWENTY-FOUR
948 emails
BMS = 31% (up 3%)

((1/1)) -- 298 Boner Medication (54 Viagra/Cialis, 44 VPXL, 13 MegaDick, 4 LNH Solutions/LNH Maxdik, 2 WonderCum)
((2/2)) -- 232 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/3)) -- 146 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/6)) -- 74 OEM Software
((5/5)) -- 50 Buy Designer Footwear
((6/4)) -- 46 Online Casino
((7/13)) -- 17 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((8/8)) -- 12 Validate Your Identity (4 eBay, Santa Cruz Community Credit Union)
((8/14)) -- 12 Foreign Gibberish
((10/7)) -- 11 We Will Approve Your Loan/Debt Relief
((11/9)) -- 9 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((11/9)) -- 9 Improve Your Health
((13/11)) -- 7 Earn Your Degree
((14/12)) -- 6 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((15/14)) -- 4 Pheromones
((16/14)) -- 3 Stop Smoking
((16/19)) -- 3 Human Growth Hormone
((16/19)) -- 3 Bigger/Better Boobs
((16/--)) -- 3 Fake Returned Mail
((20/17)) -- 2 Job Offer/Employee Search
((21/19)) -- 1 Trackstick GPS

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week

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