The Unicorn Solution

AFTER A LOT OF SEARCHING I finally found the perfect illustration for the troubles facing President Obama currently. Yes, the problems are complex and yes he is facing an uphill battle. But I believed that a well-trained graphic designer or artist could probably pull it all together in a simple, clear picture.

I was right.



Wow. That totally says it all, doesn't it?

The Truth About Magnum

NOT THAT THIS SHOULD SURPRISE ANYONE.

World Cup Photo Update!

NOW WITH MORE CUPPING!

Another Facebook Threat

THIS AD APPEARED ON THE SIDE of my Facebook page today.



Naturally, I interpreted this as a threat that I was destined to die in Irvine. Which is a horrible, horrible thought. The ad below that one only upped the ante.



Sure. I see how you're gonna do it, Irvine Chamber of Commerce. Death by Chicken Sensation.

You're monsters. Cold, heartless monsters.

{NOTE: For those unfamiliar with Irvine, please substitute the name of your favorite suburban "utopia."}

Bear Attack!

SAME THING HAPPENED to a friend of mine in West Hollywood.



{From this place via this place.}

It's All About the Washingtons

THIS PICTURE CLEARLY PROVES that Sean "Puffy" Combs is still in touch with the common man.



He's just confused why there's a one dollar bill in his wallet and where the fuck it came from. In his defense, it does look like he's maybe at a Lakers game, in which case there really isn't anything at all he could use a one dollar bill for.

{Thanks, Augie.}

A Study in Contrasts

IT'S OBVIOUS that the hot banker from Citibank who was fired for being too hot has hired a lawyer based solely on his ability to serve as a point of contrast to her hotness.



"And with her this morning is her lawyer. I don't know his name, but he is obviously half-man, half-toad. Welcome to both of you!"

Two additional things.

One: How many high-fives did the graphics department at CBS News slap after coming up with the "Sex and the Citi" graphic? At least twelve would be my guess.

Two: Listen to the "banker" speak. Listen to her words and sentences. Try to decipher not only what she is saying, but exactly what her accent is. Show your work.

Turn in your blue books at the front of the class and have a great summer!

Every Trick in the Book

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMON-COLORED JACKETS... I guess you find another way to entertain yourself during the gig. Provided you are the drummer, that is.



{Don't blame me...blame Will.}