Another Facebook Threat

THIS AD APPEARED ON THE SIDE of my Facebook page today.



Naturally, I interpreted this as a threat that I was destined to die in Irvine. Which is a horrible, horrible thought. The ad below that one only upped the ante.



Sure. I see how you're gonna do it, Irvine Chamber of Commerce. Death by Chicken Sensation.

You're monsters. Cold, heartless monsters.

{NOTE: For those unfamiliar with Irvine, please substitute the name of your favorite suburban "utopia."}