Just Got Back From Costco

I THOUGHT I'D STOCK UP on newborn babies. I got all different flavors.



Let me know if you need one, I've got plenty.

Better Than The Beatles

IF WE ARE TO JUDGE THIS PERFORMANCE solely on the basis of the height of the waistband.



As my wife said, the pants "really accent his dingle-dangle."

Clearing Things Up

I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, so I hope it's okay to ask a simple question.

Is this how sex works?

Just a Suggestion

THEY GO ESPECIALLY WELL with the bone-in ribeye and Chianti Classico you have ordered.

Career Cut Short By Giggling

I AM ALWAYS FORGETTING WHAT MINE ARE FOR.



Some music historians would later argue that it was the unfortunate title of this album that kept the name Svetlana Gruebbersolvik from becoming a household name.

{via The Daily What}

Come For the Haircut, Stay for the VCRs

WHAT'S BETTER THAN WATCHING SOMETHING ON YOUR VCR? Watching some VCRs!

SPOILER ALERT: Panasonic is best!

Grammar Are Important

THE NEW YORK POST IS ALWAYS RIGHT.


Will your cell phone save your man life?