Chair Shock!

THE REAL MYSTERY IS what is he looking at?

Conan the Thespian

FINALLY, THE CONAN MOVIE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

Never Trust a Dolphin

THIS HEADLINE CONFUSED ME.


I mean, I had always thought dolphins were such peaceful animals. But after hearing the taped phone conversations on Gawker, well, let's just say I was shocked.

The Mel Gibson Paradox

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME that it's just a coincidence that Mel Gibson is on the cover with an article called "The Mel Gibson Nobody Knows" and in that same issue there's an article called "Civility Pays?"


No. This is not a coincidence. Obviously, someone has a time machine.

Some People Love Weather More Than Others

YOU MAY WANT TO STAY INSIDE this weekend. The weather looks particularly big and angry.


"What's my FutureCast, Chet & Susie? Well, in the future, I predict I'm going to have a glowing human-sized boner. Also, governments will fall, animals will do my bidding, I will reign as supreme overlord and you will all be my minions. But, to be honest, what I'm most excited about is the boner."

Happy July 4th, Everybody!

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER THIS WEEKEND.