Friday, January 9, 2009

Rejected Ad Copy

A holocaust of savings!
If you can find a better deal, I’ll fuck your mother!
Makes hair 35% more delicious!
Fortified with delicious heroin!
May cause stomach tornadoes!
Not for retards!
Try to grab a coupon from our savings cougar!
All our merchandise is gypsy-free!
Every sandwich contains a human hair!
A free pancake with every shoe!
Guaranteed to cause cancer!
Don’t buy from the competition—they’re pedophiles!


Greta said...

Oh. I would totally do the pancakes and shoes thing.

Anonymous said...

One note: Make it "A Free Pancake IN every shoe". Now its gold.