Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Spam Fifteen: Electric Spamaloo

HAVE YOU HEARD about "those crazy japaneses girls"? Apparently there's "2 japanese 1 finger." I'm not sure if that's supposed to be sexy or tragic.

While we bid goodbye (apparently forever) to MegaDick, the spam that started it all, we say hello this week to WonderCum. A strong showing of 31 emails for WonderCum, but not really enough to challenge VPXL...yet. We'll wait and see what wonders are in store.

Before we get to the Chart, I want you to know that you can "make women can't keep their hands off you." And also that "the secret to popping more cherries is out now." So don't forget to "upsize your dick today. You and your almighty rod of pleasure."

Make Chart go now!

SPAM WATCH WEEK FIFTEEN
1198 emails
BMS = 33% (down 2%)

((1/1)) -- 399 Boner Medication (82 VPXL, 60 Viagra/Cialis, 31 WonderCum)
((2/2)) -- 259 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((3/4)) -- 81 We Will Approve Your Loan
((4/3)) -- 175 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((5/6)) -- 62 Buy Designer Footwear
((6/8)) -- 42 OEM Software
((7/9)) -- 37 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((8/5)) -- 30 Online Casino
((9/7)) -- 24 Say Goodbye to Debt
((10/18)) -- 14 Earn Your Degree
((11/10)) -- 13 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((11/15)) -- 13 Validate Your Identity (6 CitiBusiness, 3 Fifth Third Bank)
((13/14)) -- 11 Foreign Gibberish (3 German)
((14/11)) -- 9 Improve Your Health
((15/12)) -- 8 Stop Smoking
((16/13)) -- 7 Weight Loss/Anatrim/Hoodia
((17/17)) -- 5 Pheromones
((18/16)) -- 4 Human Growth Hormone
((19/--)) -- 3 Better Than Flowers or Chocolate
((20/19)) -- 1 Job Offer/Employee Search
((20/--)) -- 1 Download Your Free Cookbook

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week

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