Now Hiring

Ways in which our team is "winning" include, but are not limited to, at-home perms and questionable blazer-blouse choices.

One Deadly Pickle

I guess it depends on where you stick it.

How Much Should I Charge For My Flap?

You can try to charge more, but you'd better have a really spectacular flap.

The Sluttiest Parking Lot

Great, now my car has chlamydia.

When a Kangaroo Loves a Woman

SOMETIMES THEY DO IT KANGAROO-STYLE.



That's the subtext of this ad, right? Because the nice lady with the pretty hair is definitely getting serviced from behind by the plushie kangaroo.

I'm not criticizing this advertising strategy. I just think it limits the demographic appeal of the product.

To Be Perfectly Honest

I WASN'T ALWAYS A PHARMACIST.

Get Your Shit Together, Sheep!