Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Spam Seventeen: The Spam Is Not Enough!

WHO NEEDS SOME "CRAPS SUPPLIES"? Apparently, I do. Also I need to be concerned about my "babymaker", whether it is "smallsize" or not in its "best shape". What's not "smallsize" this week is the total number of spam emails, up 28% from last week to 1226, the biggest intake yet.

Pheromones and Human Growth Hormone dropped off the Chart this week (HGH actually dropped off a week ago). It is the first week since we began that neither has been represented on the Chart. And I’ve decided that WonderCum is a disappointment and not worth separate tracking. This week may mark its last on the Chart. New and notable to the Chart, the sudden influx of Sex Related Zip Files, debuting at #10.

These aren't the Charts you've been looking for...move along.

SPAM WATCH WEEK SEVENTEEN
1226 emails
BMS = 33% (down 7%)

((1/1)) -- 404 Boner Medication (101 VPXL, 24 Viagra/Cialis, 19 WonderCum)
((2/3)) -- 254 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((3/2)) -- 226 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((4/4)) -- 64 We Will Approve Your Loan
((5/8)) -- 50 Say Goodbye to Debt
((6/7)) -- 42 OEM Software
((7/16)) -- 38 Online Casino
((8/9)) -- 26 Earn Your Degree
((9/6)) -- 24 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((10/--)) -- 23 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((11/5)) -- 14 Buy Designer Footwear
((12/13)) -- 11 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((12/11)) -- 11 Open Your Funny Postcard/E-Card
((14/13)) -- 9 Foreign Gibberish (1 German)
((15/11)) -- 8 Validate Your Identity (7 CitiBusiness, PayPal)
((16/17)) -- 7 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Hoodia/Phentermine)
((17/10)) -- 6 Stop Smoking
((18/--)) -- 3 Job Offer/Employee Search
((18/--)) -- 3 Best 3-D Screen Saver
((20/13)) -- 1 Improve Your Health
((20/--)) -- 1 Stock News
((20/--)) -- 1 Bank Scam (Hong Kong business project)

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week

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