Wednesday, March 23, 2011

There Are Good Memories And Bad Memories


I like to think that the copywriter who came up with that gem wrote it down, pushed back from his desk and then said, quietly to himself, "Nailed it!"

Saturday, March 12, 2011

For An Original Glow

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! When you need a glow, a glow you can TRUST. Go to the original.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Just Got Back From Costco

I THOUGHT I'D STOCK UP on newborn babies. I got all different flavors.

Let me know if you need one, I've got plenty.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Better Than The Beatles

IF WE ARE TO JUDGE THIS PERFORMANCE solely on the basis of the height of the waistband.

As my wife said, the pants "really accent his dingle-dangle."