Thursday, June 23, 2011

Now Hiring

Ways in which our team is "winning" include, but are not limited to, at-home perms and questionable blazer-blouse choices.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

How Much Should I Charge For My Flap?

You can try to charge more, but you'd better have a really spectacular flap.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

When a Kangaroo Loves a Woman


That's the subtext of this ad, right? Because the nice lady with the pretty hair is definitely getting serviced from behind by the plushie kangaroo.

I'm not criticizing this advertising strategy. I just think it limits the demographic appeal of the product.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

There Are Good Memories And Bad Memories


I like to think that the copywriter who came up with that gem wrote it down, pushed back from his desk and then said, quietly to himself, "Nailed it!"

Saturday, March 12, 2011

For An Original Glow

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! When you need a glow, a glow you can TRUST. Go to the original.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Just Got Back From Costco

I THOUGHT I'D STOCK UP on newborn babies. I got all different flavors.

Let me know if you need one, I've got plenty.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Better Than The Beatles

IF WE ARE TO JUDGE THIS PERFORMANCE solely on the basis of the height of the waistband.

As my wife said, the pants "really accent his dingle-dangle."