Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Spam Forty-Two: The Answer to the Ultimate Spam

DO-SI-DO AT THE TOP OF THE CHART this week. Two is one. Four is three. Black is white! Boner Meds drop to #2 for only the second time in Chart history as PowerEnlarge, WonderCum, LNH Maxdik & Megadik all disappear without a trace, leaving VPXL the almost uncontested boner champ.

Even with the lack of boner enthusiasm, there was “very important news: Eleven year old scientist discovers masturbation.” Also, there was a great recipe circulated this week, one “for unmatching lofe making.” That’s good news for almost everyone, I think, as I know we all could use help in the “lofe making” department, whether it’s matching or un.

Let’s show this prehistoric Chart how we do things downtown.

SPAM WATCH WEEK FORTY-TWO
1,683 emails
BMS = 22% (down 9%)

((1/2)) -- 390 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((2/1)) -- 370 Boner Medication (73 VPXL, 36 Viagra/Cialis, 33 Penis Patch, 10 Erectifix, 3 MaxGain)
((3/4)) -- 266 Get Out Of Debt/Loan Approval
((4/3)) -- 250 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((5/6)) -- 69 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine)
((6/9)) -- 57 OEM Software
((7/10)) -- 42 Pheromones
((8/7)) -- 39 Online Casino
((9/8)) -- 38 Human Growth Hormone
((10/5)) -- 36 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((11/12)) -- 25 Stop Smoking
((12/14)) -- 18 Improve Your Health
((13/12)) -- 16 Validate Your Identity (4 BoA, 4 eBay, 3 RBC Bank)
((14/15)) -- 13 Please Watch This Non-Celebrity Sex Video or Zip File
((15/10)) -- 11 Some Celebrity Sex Related Link or Zip File (4 Angelina Jolie)
((16/17)) -- 9 Online Dating Site
((16/23)) -- 9 Job Offer/Employee Search
((18/16)) -- 7 View Your Suspicious Ecard Online
((18/18)) -- 7 Foreign Gibberish
((20/19)) -- 4 Earn Your Degree
((20/26)) -- 4 Bigger/Better Boobs
((22/23)) -- 1 Pain Relief
((22/--)) -- 1 Anti-Aging Magnetic Water!
((22/--)) -- 1 Fake Email News Alerts

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week

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