Spam Twenty-Nine: Palms

NOT MUCH TO REPORT THIS WEEK. Everything’s back to normal with over 1,300 emails, including (spark it!) 420 Boner Meds. A couple of old friends returned for a visit after long absences. Get Out of Debt/Loan Approval is back at #13 after a three-week absence. Bigger/Better Boobs bounced back at #20 after a four-week absence. And most notably, after a long ten-week absence, it is good to know that, once again, Russian Women Want to Meet You (#19).

The Chart wants you to know one important thing: “Use our help and you will have to make one more passport for your Shlong, amigo!” That’s right, your Shlong will be sooooo big, the government will insist you carry identification for it, otherwise, you won’t be allowed to travel abroad. That’s how big it will be. Does that not seem to make sense to you? It should be clear, I think. I mean, I’m not sure I understand. But there’s a reason for that.

I’m not a smart man, but I know what Chart is.

SPAM WATCH WEEK TWENTY-NINE
1,338 emails
BMS = 31% (down 4%)

((1/1)) -- 420 Boner Medication (92 VPXL, 48 Viagra/Cialis, 19 MaxGain, 19 WonderCum, 18 LNH Solutions/LNH Maxdik, 11 Megadik)
((2/2)) -- 284 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/3)) -- 245 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/5)) -- 92 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((5/6)) -- 44 OEM Software
((6/8)) -- 33 Buy Designer Footwear
((7/10)) -- 33 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((8/4)) -- 31 Online Casino
((9/9)) -- 29 Earn Your Degree
((10/12)) -- 19 Sell Your Life Insurance
((11/10)) -- 15 Improve Your Health
((12/16)) -- 14 Stop Smoking
((13/7)) -- 13 Foreign Gibberish
((13/16)) -- 13 Pheromones
((13/--)) -- 13 Get Out Of Debt/Loan Approval
((16/18)) -- 11 Dowloadable Porn Videos
((17/13)) -- 7 Validate Your Identity (3 Google AdWords, 2 First Bank)
((18/15)) -- 7 Human Growth Hormone
((19/13)) -- 3 Online Dating Site
((19/--)) -- 3 Russian Women Want to Meet You
((20/--)) -- 2 Bigger/Better Boobs
((21/19)) -- 1 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((21/--)) -- 1 Trackstick GPS
((21/1)) -- 1 Stock News
((21/1)) -- 1 You Received An E-Card
((21/1)) -- 1 Live/Amateur Webcam Girls
((21/1)) -- 1 Enter the Cute Kid of the Year Contest
((21/1)) -- 1 Notification of Your Tax Refund

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week