Spam Thirty: Dirty Thirty

EXCITING NEWS IN THE EMAILS THIS WEEK! I’m not talking about how making my “corn really big” will help me “be the center of the world!” And I’m not talking about the Do It Yourself Watercar, although that sounds pretty groundbreaking. I’m not even talking about the newest Boner Meds deluging my box (if you catch my drift), namely the ones for PowerEnlarge.

I’m talking about the Blue Sexy Pill that’s now just $0.69! I don’t know what it does. There was no further explanation. But what else do you need to know, right? It’s blue. It’s sexy. And it’s cheap! I’ll take a hat-full of them, please!

Also, I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever Chart you got.

SPAM WATCH WEEK THIRTY
1,106 emails
BMS = 35% (up 4%)

((1/1)) -- 391 Boner Medication (59 Viagra/Cialis, 47 VPXL, 32 PowerEnlarge, 14 WonderCum, 11 LNH Maxdik, 6 Megadik, 4 MaxGain)
((2/2)) -- 223 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((2/3)) -- 223 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/5)) -- 51 OEM Software
((5/6)) -- 33 Buy Designer Footwear
((6/8)) -- 30 Online Casino
((6/4)) -- 30 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((8/16)) -- 28 Free Dowloadable Porn DVDs
((9/7)) -- 19 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((10/9)) -- 13 Earn Your Degree
((11/11)) -- 12 Improve Your Health
((12/18)) -- 11 Human Growth Hormone
((13/12)) -- 10 Stop Smoking
((14/13)) -- 9 Pheromones
((15/13)) -- 5 Get Out Of Debt/Loan Approval
((16/17)) -- 4 Validate Your Identity (2 Sun Trust Bank)
((16/19)) -- 4 Online Dating Site
((18/13)) -- 3 Foreign Gibberish
((19/21)) -- 2 Stock News
((19/21)) -- 2 Live/Amateur Webcam Girls
((21/19)) -- 1 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((21/--)) -- 1 Job Offer/Employee Search
((21/--)) -- 1 Do It Yourself Watercar!

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week