Spam Twenty-Eight: Days Later

THERE’S A FUN GAME TO PLAY THIS WEEK, and it’s called Roofie Roulette! According to the spam I get anyway. I’m not sure exactly how it’s played, but by the end, I think, “All women will bag you for mercy!”

So, prepare to be bagged, gentlemen!

Notably, over 100 Inspecific “Look At This” emails this week, which may beg the question, “What exactly does that mean?” Well, let me give you a couple examples from the spam mailbag of the last seven days. There was this little ditty with the subject line of “Sci-fi cure.” The message of which read as follows:

“Cure for everyone! No one will go unhappy!” said Jack
“Fix up your body and mind health. 20 space bucks.”
Jack registered another customer.
Future technologies now! (click here)

Similarly, there was the “love universe” trio of emails which read:

Stop time, conquer space!
All queens will be yours!
Space heroes invited (click here)

Each of these emails ended with a link to click on, but exactly what was promised via this link was a mystery to me. Am I a space hero? Yes. Of course I am. Do I want future technologies? Yes. Do I want them now? Absolutely! Will I click on these links? I don’t think so. Mainly because I don’t have 20 space bucks and I don’t want all queens to be mine.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only Chart!

SPAM WATCH WEEK TWENTY-EIGHT
1,359 emails
BMS = 35% (down 1%)

((1/1)) -- 478 Boner Medication (99 VPXL, 72 Viagra/Cialis, 35 MaxGain, 14 LNH Solutions/LNH Maxdik, 12 WonderCum, 2 Megadik)
((2/2)) -- 264 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/3)) -- 219 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/8)) -- 102 Online Casino
((5/6)) -- 102 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((6/5)) -- 39 OEM Software
((7/11)) -- 30 Foreign Gibberish
((8/4)) -- 29 Buy Designer Footwear
((9/7)) -- 15 Earn Your Degree
((10/9)) -- 13 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((10/11)) -- 13 Improve Your Health
((12/--)) -- 11 Sell Your Life Insurance
((13/16)) -- 9 Online Dating Site
((13/10)) -- 9 Validate Your Identity (3 Wachovia, 2 CareerBuilder)
((15/11)) -- 8 Human Growth Hormone
((16/14)) -- 6 Stop Smoking
((16/15)) -- 6 Pheromones
((18/--)) -- 2 Dowloadable Porn Videos
((19/--)) -- 1 Some Sex Related Zip File Attached
((19/--)) -- 1 Live/Amateur Webcam Girls
((19/--)) -- 1 Suspicious Father’s Day Links
((19/--)) -- 1 Go Visit Earthlink’s Anniversary Website

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week