Spam Thirty-One: The Baskin-Robbins of Boners

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Or in this case, boom goes the spam explosion, with over 1,500 emails this week, breaking the old record by almost 200 emails. A 39.5% rise in traffic, a 56.5% rise in Boners alone! I guess this really does prove that "man’s tru beauty is in his pants."

The 612 Boner Med spam emails must be good news for the "manhood of the USA." Because according to the spam-o-sphere, "Nowadays more than 50% of the manhood of the USA suffer from a bad erection." Which makes it sound like too many men have a poorly behaved erection, one that sasses back, or refuses to do its homework. What a bad erection! That boner needs some discipline!

Oh, one last bit of advice from this week's spam, which reminds us all that you can "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!" Man, if that's not a sexy image, I don't know what is. Womb. Cannon. Yep, that's sexy talk in my book.

Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here! It’s the Chart Room!

SPAM WATCH WEEK THIRTY-ONE
1,543 emails
BMS = 39% (up 4%)

((1/1)) -- 612 Boner Medication (115 VPXL, 96 PowerEnlarge, 84 Viagra/Cialis, 25 WonderCum, 20 LNH Maxdik, 9 Megadik)
((2/2)) -- 279 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((3/2)) -- 273 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((4/4)) -- 70 OEM Software
((5/6)) -- 64 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((6/5)) -- 29 Buy Designer Footwear
((6/9)) -- 29 Weight Loss (Anatrim/Phentermine/Hoodia)
((8/10)) -- 26 Earn Your Degree
((9/6)) -- 24 Online Casino
((9/13)) -- 24 Stop Smoking
((11/14)) -- 21 Pheromones
((12/12)) -- 20 Human Growth Hormone
((13/11)) -- 16 Improve Your Health
((13/16)) -- 16 Validate Your Identity (5 PayPal, 5 Colonial Bank, 5 Classmates.com)
((15/8)) -- 13 Free Dowloadable Porn DVDs
((16/--)) -- 10 News of Earthquake in China (Plus Suspicious Link)
((17/16)) -- 5 Online Dating Site
((18/18)) -- 3 Foreign Gibberish
((18/21)) -- 3 Job Offer/Employee Search
((20/19)) -- 2 Stock News
((20/--)) -- 2 You Have Received a Virtual Card From a Friend!
((22/--)) -- 1 Easy Government Grants
((22/--)) -- 1 Get a Free $500 Gas Card

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week