Spam Thirteen: The Unluckiest Spam of All!

COULD THE MEGADICK ERA BE OVER? It seems hard to believe, but it might be true. The massive influx of MegaDick was the main reason that I started all this nonsense in the first place. But now, I'm speechless. Despite more than one thousand emails, for the first week EVER, not one single MegaDick email. Not one. In the world of Boner Medication, the torch has now been passed to VPXL, it seems.

And speaking of the world of Boner Medication, I was told three important things this week:
--that my “new schlong will win more prizes”
--that I would be “happy with manpower candy”
--and that there was “Hoariness on the salmon!”
The last of which was a headline leading into otherwise standard boner email chatter. I don’t know what it means, but after reading the email I think only one thing: Yes, I do want hoariness on my salmon.

SPAM WATCH WEEK THIRTEEN
1,071 emails
BMS= 32% (down 8%)

((1/1)) -- 343 Boner Medication (107 VPXL, 41 Viagra/Cialis, 0 MegaDick)
((2/2)) -- 163 Canadian/Online Pharmacy
((3/7)) -- 100 Luxury Replica Watches/Purses
((4/3)) -- 93 We Will Approve Your Loan
((5/5)) -- 82 Online Casino
((6/23)) -- 73 Buy Shoes
((7/4)) -- 41 Say Goodbye to Debt
((8/6)) -- 27 Inspecific “Look at this!”
((9/8)) -- 26 Foreign Gibberish (12 German)
((9/10)) -- 26 OEM Software
((11/15)) -- 19 Valentine’s Day Related
((12/12)) -- 18 Earn Your Degree
((13/23)) -- 13 Would You Like to Chat & See My Pics?
((13/12)) -- 13 Validate Your Identity (6 CitiBusiness, 2 PayPal, 2 eBay)
((15/14)) -- 9 Stop Smoking
((16/15)) -- 7 Job Offer/Employee Search
((17/15)) -- 4 Weight Loss/Anatrim/Hoodia
((17/20)) -- 4 Pheromones
((19/11)) -- 2 Improve Your Health
((19/20)) -- 2 Human Growth Hormone
((19/-)) -- 2 Kill Your Pain With Soma
((19/-)) --2 Save on Auto Insurance
((23/-)) -- 1 Download and Watch the Stupid Britney Video!
((23/-)) -- 1 Order Lipitor Now

KEY:
BMS = Boner Medication Saturation
((this week's rank/last week's rank))
-- = new to the chart this week