Thursday, May 21, 2009

As If You Needed a Reason to Put Snails on Your Face

WHAT'S SHOCKING ABOUT THIS STORY isn't that a kid tried to put a bunch of snails on his face. I mean, he's an 11-year-old boy. Of course he's gonna put a bunch of snails on his face. Why not?

No, the shocking thing is that there was actually already a world record for number of snails on the face. Who knew there was a record out there to break. As far as I knew, the current world record for snails on the face was zero. Or maybe one. Nope, the previous record was 36.

I mean, the first guy to put snails on his face had it easy. "There! I've got a snail on my face! Put me in the Guinness book!" But now? Wow, it's gonna take a big face to break that record.


Anonymous said...

How did you find this photo!????? This could be my kid so easy. Heck, even my 7 yr old daughter. All about the bugs and insects and crawly things outside.


Greta said...

He has to be a French kid.

Mark said...

That's disgusting...uurgh!