Monday, May 25, 2009

Please Stop Terrorism

BY BUYING THIS GUITAR, you will not only combat will defeat it. With rock. And balls. And tasty riffage. But mostly balls.

It is on eBay. It is called the "9/11 Tribute Guitar." And I don't care what you say, there is nothing tasteless about it.

Thanks to Eric for the heads up.

UPDATE! The inscription on the guitar does not read "Unite to Defeat Terrorism." Instead it says "Unite to DEFAT Terrorism." Genius!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know what would be awesome? If that guitar was self-playing (like those self-playing pianos you can get?). Only this guitar only plays that Darryl Worley number about 9/11 - the one where he rhymes Bin Laden with "forgotten"? Maybe now and then it surprises you with "Star Spangled Banner" or some high class Toby Keith thing about patriotism and red white and blue blood in your veins.

On second thoughts, that would be an instrument of terror...