File Under: Countdowns, Final

THE THING IS THIS: your band isn't that bad. I mean it. You're not. I don't know you. I've never heard your band. I don't even know what your name is or what music you play. But, trust me, you're not that bad.

You might ask how I know this. It isn't because I am psychic or anything even remotely science-fiction-y. It is solely because I have seen this band.

So, like I said. Your band's all right. You guys are doing just fine.