While telling us about the exits and how our seat cushions can be used as flotation devices and all that, the stewardess added that trademark Southwest "wackiness" when describing what would happen should the cabin suddenly lose pressure (not that they expected that, naturally).
Just after the part where the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling, she added, "Once you've stopped screaming, simply place the mask over your nose and mouth..."
And I thought, "Are you fucking kidding me? Lady, once I start screaming, it will continue unabated. And no amount of free peanuts in the world will stop me."
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