The Sluttiest Parking Lot

Great, now my car has chlamydia.

When a Kangaroo Loves a Woman

SOMETIMES THEY DO IT KANGAROO-STYLE.



That's the subtext of this ad, right? Because the nice lady with the pretty hair is definitely getting serviced from behind by the plushie kangaroo.

I'm not criticizing this advertising strategy. I just think it limits the demographic appeal of the product.

To Be Perfectly Honest

I WASN'T ALWAYS A PHARMACIST.

Get Your Shit Together, Sheep!

There Are Good Memories And Bad Memories

AND THEN THERE'S THIS.



I like to think that the copywriter who came up with that gem wrote it down, pushed back from his desk and then said, quietly to himself, "Nailed it!"

This Is NOT Charlie Sheen's Breakfast

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

For An Original Glow

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! When you need a glow, a glow you can TRUST. Go to the original.