YOU CANNOT PARODY THIS. Because it is already hilarious.
They decided to forgo the catch phrase, "Jerk the weight off in just six minutes!"
{from Videogum}
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
The Tragedy of Recurrent Baldness
DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME JEREMY PIVEN WENT BALD?
We were all so innocent then!
We were all so innocent then!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Baby Care 101
MANY PEOPLE, EVERY DAY, ASK ME ONE QUESTION: How does one properly dry a baby? This may seem like a weird question, since I do not have a baby (well, at least one that is legally mine), until you realize that I am a well-known baby care expert. I even have a degree (from the University of Phoenix) that says so.
Anyway, drying a baby can be tricky, but here's a handy visual aid to help you remember the do's and do-not-do's of baby drying.
You're welcome.
Anyway, drying a baby can be tricky, but here's a handy visual aid to help you remember the do's and do-not-do's of baby drying.
You're welcome.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Where the G Stands for Whaaaa?
THIS REALLY MAKES NO SENSE.
Guinea Pigs aren't big heroes. They're small. So, I guess they're going for irony here and I don't get it? I'm not ruling that out, you understand. Um, it just doesn't seem funny. It sort of reads to me like, "The world needs bigger heroes...like Autobots, for instance. Unfortunately, in this movie all you get are rodents. Sorry! We hope you think they're cute anyway!"
Hmmm.
Yeah. It doesn't quite work for me.
Guinea Pigs aren't big heroes. They're small. So, I guess they're going for irony here and I don't get it? I'm not ruling that out, you understand. Um, it just doesn't seem funny. It sort of reads to me like, "The world needs bigger heroes...like Autobots, for instance. Unfortunately, in this movie all you get are rodents. Sorry! We hope you think they're cute anyway!"
Hmmm.
Yeah. It doesn't quite work for me.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
The Super Broker Shuffle
IN 1985, THE CHICAGO BEARS WON THE SUPER BOWL. They did it with a combination of teamwork and effort and skill and luck. But everyone knows they only won the Super Bowl that year, because of the song they recorded during the season, "The Super Bowl Shuffle."
The song was hugely popular, climbing all the way to #41 on the Billboard charts and even getting nominated for a Grammy. Seriously. A Grammy. For best Best Rhythm & Blues Vocal Performance—Duo or Group. Amazing. Anyway, it turns out the song and video were much more popular than I knew, because it inspired this imitator -- The Southern Food Brokerage Super Broker Shuffle.
Take it away, nerds!
And in case you are unfamiliar with the song that inspired this. Here it is, in all its glory: The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Special props to Henry Vick for giving me the heads up.
The song was hugely popular, climbing all the way to #41 on the Billboard charts and even getting nominated for a Grammy. Seriously. A Grammy. For best Best Rhythm & Blues Vocal Performance—Duo or Group. Amazing. Anyway, it turns out the song and video were much more popular than I knew, because it inspired this imitator -- The Southern Food Brokerage Super Broker Shuffle.
Take it away, nerds!
And in case you are unfamiliar with the song that inspired this. Here it is, in all its glory: The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Special props to Henry Vick for giving me the heads up.
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